1. Zarur kisi bade baap ki bigdi beti hogi.
Definitely. Otherwise how would you dare to wear what you are comfortable wearing. After all you are a girl, remember?
2. Ma baap ne koi sanskaar nahi diye.
Meaning, if you wear shorts, you are certainly a kind of girl who doesn’t know how to respect elders.
3. Baahar se aayi hogi. Yahan ki toh nahi ho sakti.
Obviously! Nahi toh pata nahi hota kya ki shareef ladkiyaan sadkon par shorts me nahi ghoomti. Bhale hi ladke aaraam se sadak pe susu karte hon.
4. Duss boyfriends honge. Cigarette sharaab peeti hogi. Aasaani se patt jaayegi.
Yes, that’s your type. It’s a package deal you see.
5. Slut. Ladkon ko uksaana chaahti hai. Rape iska nahi hoga toh kiska hoga?
Hmm.. this is it, isn’t it? Shorts is an open invitation. Nothing else. Tragic, is your logic, dear society.